Battle of the Party Plan

So, if you have read my previous blogs you would know there is a party plan overload at present.  The overload has turned in to a war....

We have plastics V's adult toys and woman's makeup etc (these I shall call Ad and Av).  It started on a cold wet windy night oh hang on, that's a different story.  Back to the childish high school antics.

This little black duck snapped over the Easter break and said enough is enough. NO MORE SHOVING PLASTICS DOWN MY THROAT.  The appropriate plastics Manager was contacted and made aware this black duck was not happy and completely over the forceful sales technique being issued on us poor individuals. Said Manager fixed situation. Only left FB to conquer. Plastics had 3 different pages with the same messages including other supporting plastics posting continually. This normally would not worry me if the silly buggers could spell correctly. But having to read the same words incorrect on at least 5 walls really forced this black duck to hold tongue and negotiate delicately with new plastics the proper etiquette.  This however did not seem to get through to plastics and i was then forced to use the dumb blond card. 'You having so many pages is confusing me and making my head spin.' Plastics soon got the message and then proceeded to make changes completely. Hopefully saving the rest of FB civilisation from 50 messages or more a day.  The plot however does thicken quiet funnily.

This black duck has decided to part take in a little money on the side venture with Av.  However i have refrained from shoving it down every ones throats and have subtly worked my way in to obtaining orders from potential clients.  I have ensured my FB page is free of Av garbage and dedicated a group which anyone can join and I can post as free as i want (very smart i do think on my part). Back to the story and enough tooting my own horn for now.

I arrived at eldest childs school this afternoon and plastics plus their support crew were seated with potential clients (friends who are now part of the sick of plastics crew).  Plastics armed with their catalogues etc trying their best to keep conversation on plastics until a tiny little voice from the sick crew pipes up about adult toys (Ad) catalogue and wanting to obtain one through me as i am friends with Ad. The discussion then proceeded to pull sick crew away from plastics conversation on to Av and Ad.  The look on plastics face that the world wasn't revolving around them was priceless. 

I chuckled to myself all the way home and proceeded to ring Ad to update the scenario in which we had a good giggle again.

If only plastics knew really how childish and school like they were being.  Its plastics for god sakes.  Perhaps change catalogues a tad more regularly and more crew would be interested.  Perhaps posting every few minutes is not the answer and they may have to in fact get off their behinds and find their own clientele.  Likely? I think not.

I think a line was today drawn in which plastics became officially annoyed that the world wasn't revolving around them and a war has officially begun.  Will keep you posted on what the next move is.

Bazooee, over and out.